A fan in Hell- Bahtiyar Hidayet Azerbaijan 

A fan in Hell- Bahtiyar Hidayet Azerbaijan 

One day-somehow

A letter arrived at the UN

Straight from Hell.

“…Dear rulers of the world,

We have a request.

Technology has advanced here too

Everyone’s sins are now measured

By a single device.

Like clock hands,

The more it spins,

The greater the sin.

Sometimes send us politicians,

Send us sycophant poets,

And those fake patriots as well.

For when they come,

The hands of the device

Spin like a giant fan

And this burning Hell

Gets a little cooler.”